Quick Laughs

TOOMUCHCAFFEINE!

terryg — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 20:40:13 +0000

This week’s episode (after a night of no sleep) Caffeine Theater.

Back By Popular demand

terryg — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 00:57:13 +0000

Well, I quit posting podcasts in June. It seems since then downloads have quadrupled. So, by popular demand… Please enjoy this weeks podcast…”bigWoody”

This weeks podcast is “Big Woody” rated PG13

http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/quick-laughs/id335104635

Walk this way…

terryg — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 19:46:51 +0000

“If I could walk that way…I wouldn’t need after shave!” – Eric Idle ( monty python )

This weeks podcast…aqua velcro

You know you’re fat…

terryg — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 15:39:28 +0000

You know you’re fat when you step on the scale and it says…”to be continued”

tune into the Fat Guy Sports Network (this week’s podcast)

A Toys Story

terryg — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 14:35:25 +0000

“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”

— Steven Wright

“I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”

— Joan Rivers

“The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.”

— Sam Levenson

This weeks podcast is “HER Toy Story” rated PG13

Air Bags

terryg — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 16:34:33 +0000

A blonde called the police to report that her car had been vandalized.

“They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator” .

Just before the policeman was leaving to investigate, the blonde called back and said…

“Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake.”

This weeks podcast “Back Seat Air Bag”

A blonde, burnette, and redhead were driving in the desert.

terryg — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 22:05:39 +0000

A blonde, burnette, and redhead were driving in the desert. When their car died.
The burnette said,”I brought food so we won’t die of hunger.”
The redhead said,”I brought water so we won’t die of thirst.”
The blonde said,”I brought the car, so if we get hot we can roll down the windows!”

This week’s podcast Arab Extra Dry

Texting for Seniors

terryg — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 16:38:44 +0000

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC(Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you:.
Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts.

ATD: At The Doctor’s
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can’t get up
CGIP: Can’t get IT up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
PIMP: Pooped in my pants
ROFL… CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

Brought to you by Senility: the Cologne (this weeks podcast)

A new years resolution…

terryg — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 19:45:44 +0000

Trying to get into shape…The shape I have selected is a triangle

First…eat a healthy breakfast of Ape Nuts (this weeks podcast)

Have a Smokin’ Christmas…

terryg — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 16:53:31 +0000